Jack's Raging Bile Duct

I’m wearing sexy black lace panties, just for me.

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:11:01 -0500

I’m wearing sexy black lace panties, just for me.

Our new Foldgers Hazelnut coffee smells like buttered popcorn jelly beans/suckers taste. It is...

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:08:38 -0500

Our new Foldgers Hazelnut coffee smells like buttered popcorn jelly beans/suckers taste. It is fucking with me so bad.

beveledaubergine: heretherebdragons: madlori: I bet you...

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:39:57 -0500

beveledaubergine:

heretherebdragons:

madlori:

I bet you did.

Did you estimate what mpg your car is getting? Did you figure out how many hamburgers you could get for six bucks? Did you think about how long it would take you to get somewhere given the speed and distance? Did you plan a meal so all the components would be done at the same time? Did you encounter anything on sale? Did you figure out how many groceries you could get for how much money you had?

There are about a million other daily, unconscious tasks that use algebra or at least algebraic thinking. Just because you weren’t writing out an equation or employing variables doesn’t mean you weren’t using the skills that algebra and other math courses taught you.

Science and math aren’t important because you’re going to need to know the exact steps of photosynthesis or the quadratic formula. They’re important because they teach you scientific and mathematical literacy and rational thinking, and that is sorely needed in a world where charlatans and cheats or people with a political or religious agenda can get away with all manner of pseudoscience and bullshit because people don’t have enough scientific literacy or critical thinking skills to accurately weigh the arguments or even discern where they fail logically.

So study math and science, and art, and literature, and history, and politics, not because you’re going to need it or it’s going to do something specific for you, but because an uninformed populace is bad for the world.

Bless this commentary.

As a science TA, I have to fight this argument at least once a schoolyear when I’m working with teenagers. I have to try and remember this for next time (usually I’m too busy hauling the batteries and chassis)

continueplease: nbcnews: Teen’s invention could charge your...

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:38:41 -0500

continueplease:

nbcnews:

Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds

(Photo: Intel)

Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.

Read the complete story.

Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Fuck that guy.
Remember this brown girl.
Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr

grrrlfever: wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:20:11 -0500

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

callmetierra: missjessicasmith: callmetierra: also, i have successfully ruined Jess by...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:08:25 -0500

callmetierra:

missjessicasmith:

callmetierra:

also, i have successfully ruined Jess by introducing her to Fringe, Supernatural, The O.C, and now Garden State, and also various bands that I listen to. I’m sure I’ll further ruin her by introducing her to other random things she feels necessary to avoid.

you see what i have to deal with? i don’t even know what i like anymore

oh shush, i’m just expanding your interests

they’re your interests! I wasn’t interested until you had to watch them in front of me!

callmetierra: also, i have successfully ruined Jess by introducing her to Fringe, Supernatural, The...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:03:30 -0500

callmetierra:

also, i have successfully ruined Jess by introducing her to Fringe, Supernatural, The O.C, and now Garden State, and also various bands that I listen to. I’m sure I’ll further ruin her by introducing her to other random things she feels necessary to avoid.

you see what i have to deal with? i don’t even know what i like anymore

"The millennials are the people who’ve inherited the hangover from the baby boomers’ party: a warming..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:01:58 -0500

“The millennials are the people who’ve inherited the hangover from the baby boomers’ party: a warming planet, a dysfunctional global financial system that rewards the rich and screws the poor, a polarized political class that’s moved so far to the right that a centrist like Barack Obama can be described with a straight face as “a socialist.” Millennials may be “narcissistic, materialistic and addicted to technology,” as Stein alleges early in his article; they’re also drowning in college debt, slaves to an internship “system” that demands ever-increasing work for no pay, and entrants into a job market that’s replaced employment rights with the “flexibility” of never being able to afford health insurance.”

- Why Time’s Millennials Cover Story Says More About Joel Stein Than It Does About Millennials

(via girldumpling)

"The millennials are the people who’ve inherited the hangover from the baby boomers’ party: a warming..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:54:10 -0500

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:52:06 -0500

callmetierra: It’s probably time for bed at this point. Nothing is going right today. My computer...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:45:15 -0500

callmetierra:

It’s probably time for bed at this point. Nothing is going right today. My computer keeps crashing 15 minutes or so into my sims game, I’m annoyed at everything and snapping at my girlfriend, and I can’t fill out the application I wanted to online, and I can feel my mood getting worse by the minute. Yes, i’m whiny. I don’t care.

i love you even when you’re whiny.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:41:51 -0500

i can’t even express how terrified of gyms, pools, and water parks i am.

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:17:00 -0500

i can’t even express how terrified of gyms, pools, and water parks i am.

godzilla-wednesday: bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:12:39 -0500

godzilla-wednesday:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

Wow. I’m not scared of bees but can we take a second to appreciate how terrifying wasps look?

that’s because some wasps are actually parasitic. they stab that terrifying looking stinger into like, a caterpillar, shoot a bunch of eggs into, and then the baby wasps eat their way out of the fucking caterpillar. wasps are fucking bad yo

get-sherlock-s-arse: missjessicasmith: foreverstarving: It’s 2013 and people still think body...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:10:34 -0500

get-sherlock-s-arse:

missjessicasmith:

foreverstarving:

It’s 2013 and people still think body hair is unnatural

Dude, I just like to be soft. Why do people judge people for doing what they want?

We are not judging women who want to shave their legs, we are getting upset because people think that all women have to shave their legs. That is what is wrong about people thinking body hair is unnatural.

Dude, I like, retract my statement. But seriously, I get your point. I took it the opposite way. And also, fuck anyone who thinks that ANYONE has to do ANYTHING to their own damn body.

foreverstarving: It’s 2013 and people still think body hair is unnatural Dude, I just like to be...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:53:13 -0500

foreverstarving:

It’s 2013 and people still think body hair is unnatural

Dude, I just like to be soft. Why do people judge people for doing what they want?

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:52:32 -0500

Me: sits in towel for 6 months after showering

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:43:44 -0500

Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:43:34 -0500

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

nintendosuicide: egonmancer: gentlemanbones: d0cpr0fess0r: c-...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:41:51 -0500

nintendosuicide:

egonmancer:

gentlemanbones:

d0cpr0fess0r:

c-pluto-chan:

aizen-the-god:

shapeshiftingenvy:

awkwardcatthingofquotev:

fandombound-creepypasta:

ask-sebastian-the-demon-butler:

//ok I wasn’t going to re blog any of this yahoo shit but fuck man! What the hell is this? These assholes honestly think they can just do this? I honestly just feel like posting and re-blogging every single thing I can find having to do with a fandom.

((WHAT
HOLY HELL THIS IS NOT OKAY))

Wait, what? Is this real? ._.

NONONONONONONONONONONONONO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAHOO YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I WILL PERSONNALLY STAB OUT ALL OF YOUR FUCKING EYES AND EAT YOU SOULS IF YOU EVEN TOUCH THE FANDOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUMBLR IS MY HOME THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!

THIS IS EQUIVALENT TO BREAKING INTO OUR HOUSES AND STEALING BURNING AND BREAKING EVERYTHING THAT IS NEAR AND DEAR TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING BASTARDS W SHOULD HAVE YOU ALL EXECUTED!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU ASSHOLES

*Rubs eyes with thumb and forefinger*

*Takes deep, pained breath*

*Rereads comments*

*Lets out long sigh*

Take every fandom blog from tumblr.

If it still has butts I’ll still be here.

I love how people are actually falling for this. Check their twitter, this isn’t real. SMH.

Holy bananas people are dumb.