May 2013
iwillfucknepeta:
pimpeta-slap:
mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:
pimpeta-slap:
Who came up with kissing? Seriously? Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice” *violently bashes head together again* “This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
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oneudu:
absoluteblue:
aquietrevolutionary:
artalias:
electronicanonsensica:
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
… God help us all.
BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST FANART!!!
Not to...
I really wanna answer the door topless when the delivery guy gets here.
I would really like to start feeling happy again, okay? I’ve been great for the past few weeks, and now tonight I want to cry but I can’t. And now my mood is affecting Tierra’s, or my mind just thinks it is, but either way I feel awful. Ugh.
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
“If you are queer, or trans, or have mental illness, or all of the above, you...”
– Structure and Justice | Geek Feminism Blog (via brute-reason) GODDAMN WOULD YOU LOOK, SOMEONE DESCRIBED MY LIFE. (via theprophetlilith)
I’m looking at a career in which I may have to try my hardest to pass as cis because my gender identity may “harm the therapeutic frame”.
(via hobbitdragon)
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kawaii-aussie:
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
Watchtentativeundertaker:
thehotelcat:
housewarningparty:
cheersfortacos:
ontheupandup:
vinyasanya:
its never not a good time for this video
I really want this to get to 100000 notes
yes
the first time i saw this video was in like 7th grade and it was filmed right by my friends house by these two kids we saw all the time and we had the biggest crushes on them A TRUE STORY FROM ME
I...
do you ever just sit there and look at yourself and examine every single detail about yourself and just get really upset because you’re you
humancentipeed:
In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
“Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that...”
– - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
pizza-roles:
colfricans:
why have gender roles when you could have pizza rolls
cause i’m taken
"Plants are alive too"
vegan-because-fuck-you:
Ultimatum
I have:
A puppy in one hand
A vegetable in the other
You have to choose which one to stab.
Like any sane person, I’m going to go ahead and assume you chose the vegetable. Why? Because you fucking know damn well that vegetables aren’t alive like animals are.
Stop trivializing and mocking the suffering of non human animals by butting into conversations...
mamamantis:
i mean don’t you think it’s interesting that white feminists are PISSING THEMSELVES over the (barely noticeable) merida redesign and starting petitions and emailing disney and kicking up this huge fucking fuss
but when it came to pocahontas’ outfit becoming even MORE inaccurate and racist and mulan getting the shit whitewashed out of her and turned into a ~*~delicate oriental...
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
